Bin Ladden

Ladies and Gents, if your bag does not fit in the overhead bin, said bag is called "check-in luggage". Additionally, the flight attendants are not your personal baggage handlers and are not responsible for your lack of talent in recognizing your short comings regarding square peg in round hole depth perceptions. God bless your current spouse.

Phew. Now that I got off my chest, I must say there are some customer complaints that are valid and, when written well, will be heard by everyone...... Don't get wrong, you won't get results, but you will be heard. Here's a real letter written by a passenger from Continential. Enjoy!