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posted by Ask a Stew @ 12:30 AM
So what happens when you are forced (via the assumption that adults need jobs) to serve coke and pick up trash 32,000 feet above ground on the way to some To-Be-Determined destination around the country or the world with only 4 hours notice under the demand of a stranger’s voice on a phone that is sitting 2000 miles away but seems to know your every move?.…. You laugh about it, cry about, and most importantly….tell everyone else about it. We are a small collection of “F Bombs” (flight attendants….its a loaded word) that are here to share our stories and advice on how to get around this world. We’ll tell you the best places to exchange money, what airports have security stricter than the book of Leviticus, gossip, how long you should be at airports, what’s the real story with delays, how to get the system to work for you, gossip, how to get the meal you want, where to shop, gossip, what’s up with the old bag working first class and what’s in our bags. We’ll tell you everything you’d ever want to know and maybe you a few things you don’t. Feel free to ask us questions. We’ll get back to you as soon as the crew desk (aka screw desk) allows us.
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