Our Virgin Pilot

The reason I know that God has a sense of humor is because he invented pilots. With that said, I feel the best way to tell a story regarding a pilot would be in form of a prayer:

Our Pilot, who art fly for some carrier
Virgin may be thy name (or not, I'm not pointing any fingers here).
The FAA come.
The test be done,
Our pilot, awaits his fate.
The FAA checks and gets ready to sign,
But a heart attack does stop his name.
To the hospital they run,
The doctors they begun,
to save our Dear FAA.
The next day arrives,
our Virgin Pilot (or not, but somebody said he was a virgin.. not sure what that means...) is ready to fly,
yet he has no FAA to sign.
To the hospital he run,
turned away by a nurse.
Family only, she begun.
Our Virgin Pilot (seriously, maybe he never finished his wedding vows. Maybe he really is a virgin. Hmmmm.. I wonder what airline he flies for) gets crafty and reaches for his purse,
To the costume store he goes.
Back to the hospital, all dressed as a priest,
"Last prayer" he tells the nurse.
His temptation has failed, to evil he turns,
and lies his way through the gates.
FAA signs, Virgin Pilot he flies (don't ask me who he flies for, I can't tell you...secrets).
Men, your bring me to heaven.

All Men.

Not sure where that last part came from...